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  • Sun, 20:42: If there's one thing the #Oscars opening sequence taught me, it's that I really don't want to continue watching the #Oscars.
  • Sun, 20:48: Gaga couldn't make it to the #Oscars, so she possessed that woman who just won to give a shoutout to Italy.
  • Sun, 20:52: Billy Crystal is in desperate need of a laugh track. #Oscars
  • Sun, 21:04: "We have nothing exciting planned this year, so let's just have a million fucking montages about how groundbreaking movies are!" #Oscars
  • Sun, 21:21: ELEVATOR FACES IS EVERYTHING. #Oscars
  • Sun, 21:27: Non-actors accepting #Oscars always end up making me mentally beg for the sound-person to play them off. #sorryimnotsorry
  • Sun, 21:34: The mom in the AT&T commercial urging her son to do something that will go viral is how @koreykuhl talks to me every day.
  • Sun, 21:41: Within 10 seconds of me saying, "God, if you exist, make all of those #Oscars acrobats fall," one of them drops. Bitch, I said ALL of them.
  • Sun, 21:43: Gwyneth, shut up and sing some Cee Lo. #Oscars
  • Sun, 21:47: If I had a dollar for every time a celebrity at the #Oscars joked about how rich they were, I'd be making the same jokes.
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  • Thu, 12:34: @koreykuhl I think we've officially made it: http://t.co/tdA4AZe5
  • Thu, 12:52: Madonna is the Greatest... at dropping this week from Billboard #10 to Billboard #39. #oops #whatever #ilikethesong #butstill
  • Thu, 16:41: For Lent, I gave up sexual innuendos, but it's hard. So hard.
  • Thu, 16:54: Chris Brown stole a woman's iPhone outside of a club last night. I'm starting to think God is just trolling us so hard right now.
  • Thu, 18:41: BREAKING: Maryland Senate PASSES Gay Marriage! Whether you want it or not, marriage equality is coming!
  • Thu, 18:43: It's AMAZING to be working in the movement while all of this is happening. We're in the middle of CIVIL RIGHTS HISTORY in the making!
  • Thu, 18:47: You know what they say: If you don't like same-sex marriage, then don't marry someone of the same sex. Also, go fuck yourself.
  • Thu, 20:17: I'm sitting front-row-center when I see "Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close" in theaters. I like things as literal as possible.
  • Thu, 22:19: Be you: http://t.co/odDahbNw (via @mallow610)
  • Fri, 00:31: My greatest fear is when straight guys try to give me the bro-handshake thing. I just... I can't. I simply can't.
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  • Fri, 20:00: On my way to LAX, heading back to SF. Unfortunately, my week has been nonstop work; I haven't been able to film this week's video. HOWEVER!
  • Fri, 20:03: I finally started The Fault in Our Stars! First chapter impressions: I've already laughed out loud, teared up, and am emotionally invested.
  • Fri, 20:16: ONE DIRECTION IS AT LAX AIRPORT RIGHT NOW. SO IS TYLER OAKLEY. I UNASHAMEDLY SHIP IT. #ivegotthatonething
  • Fri, 22:51: @realjohngreen I JUST CRIED THROUGH MY ENTIRE FLIGHT WHILE READING. I AM HALFWAY THROUGH. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?
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